Somebody alert the authorities, I've got criminal...
I have a four year old iPod.
It’s the old iPod Nano in red. Only 4GB. I’m always in a dilemma about which songs I have to delete to sync in new ones. Everyone looks at it and goes, “Whoa, that’s so ancient. I totally forgot what iPods used to look like. Why don’t you get a new one?” Haha, I’m not going to buy a new one. Not until this one passes on after a good, full life....
I WAS JUST ASKED THE MOST HILARIOUS THING ON EARTH. “Are you going out with your ex again?” HAHA, ONCE WAS ENOUGH, THANK YOU.
It's just my loneliness that makes me think I want...
I usually get events from people who I don’t really meet on a regular basis. Or just don’t see or talk to at all anymore. The just basically invited everyone on their friends list, when they’re actually just waiting for their close friends to respond. I’m sure we’ve all gotten these before. Well anyway, whenever I get these invites, I just want to click...
Such lovely weather today.
So cloudy and gray. Just perfect.
I spent the day with Joshua again. We’re becoming very good friends, I think, haha. He’s like 4 years older than me but he doesn’t treat himself like an elder in front of me, even though he’s fresh off the boat. I’ve never seen someone laugh so hard about something I’ve said. And I have so many things to make fun of him about already. Yeah, we were at Mc...
“I’ll walk you home, I’m going to TOMTOMS anyway. You’re on the way,” he held all my groceries and rejected all my attempts at trying to hold at least one bag. When we reached my door he handed my groceries and said, “Bye, see you!” He wouldn’t leave until I had gone inside and the door had closed. But I ran up the stairs and stared down through the...
I was at Ralph’s today to buy baking materials. I went to the dessert aisle and looked at cake mixes, decorations, non-stick pans, and all that stuff. And there was this guy in the aisle with me and he was talking to himself or something. So I just thought, “Oh, well, I talk to myself too sometimes while I’m shopping. Whatever.” And I didn’t know that the melting...
I hate it when I buy faulty cute pencils.
It makes me want to cry at the thought that I wasted my money on something so freaking useless and that I would never be able to use such a cute thing.
Ugh, fuck you, depression.
Creators of tacky and bootleg things,
Please don’t ruin our beloved Rilakkuma.
If you ever see me post reblog pictures here, it...
Anonymous asked: Hi! Just wanted to say that your posts helped me realize that even though there are smiles on everyday faces, there will always be hurt inside... and that those who hurt the most have the most beautiful smile. You are one of the most amazing person I've come across... not because you stayed strong, but because your everyday thoughts showed me how bitchy I was with my own life when I was...
I think there’s one change I’d like tumblr to have. I wish there was like this ask button that opens in a new tab so I don’t have to go to people’s page, get a heart attack from autoplay, pause that shit, click on “Ask/Message,” then get another heart attack from autoplay again, and finally write my message. I’m too fucking lazy for all that shit.
Jane I. Kim,
Whoever the fuck you are, you’re using my goddamn number and making me waste my time picking up your phonecalls. Hide yo kids, hide yo husband. I’m coming for you.
This little boy who goes to my church entered 위대한...
I miss you, Michael Crichton.
I used to go to an art school that was on the same block when I lived on Harvard St. The director there was really amiable and I really enjoyed going there. I was taught under the supervising director of Family Guy and the co-director of Avatar. It was really, really fun. But after a while, the director of the art school started saying things to me that really discouraged me. He said I...
I opened my notebook.
Yesterday, I was texting with a friend from church about the super cool guy. I was with my new church group in a cafe downtown, and she was in a cafe in Koreatown. And suddenly, she texts me saying, “FAIL, Mary was using Cafe Mak’s wifi and she touched something and renamed the Cafe Mak wifi with her name.” Do you know how hard I cracked up.
ugh this morning
I was in the middle of a beautiful dream. The phone rang. I woke up for a second and went back to sleep. But the person who called’s butt dialed the number so I was listening to all the background noise for about 30 minutes. I woke up pissed and annoyed, so I forgot what my amazing dream was.
oh my shibs
Some stupid mother fucker used our phone number. I have no idea who it is but it sounds like a Korean fucking bitch. So we’ve always received calls asking for this shitbag and we always say, “You have the wrong number, stop calling.” And I think this piece of shit owed people a lot of money, and I’m going to guess he bounced and left for Korea. BUT IT’S REALLY...
I don't remember what we were talking about and...
Mom: Are you stupid it's Forever 21 because they want to preserve the fashion of the 21st century!
Me: Oh my god, and this entire time, the entire world and myself thought it was the age 21.
Mom: Oh. Um, is it that, then?
Being insensitive and being blunt are not the same fucking thing. I don’t have a problem with bluntness. I sometimes appreciate people for just telling me the down-to-earth truth instead of suger-coating shit. But when you’re insensitive? That’s when I want to kill you, okay.
I’m supposed to be writing 3 pages every single fucking morning right after I wake up for my writing class. UMM. Don’t ask me how many pages I’ve done so far.
I asked a friend to give the cool guy the keychain I drew for him for his birthday (that was last Tuesday or something lol). I asked him to just say that he didn’t know who it’s from. BUT HE IMMEDIATELY ASKED, “IT’S FROM MI SA, RIGHT?” When everyone was telling me this I started freaking out. He knows my name. Oh my goodness. And here I thought he had no idea I...
Since the moment I woke up, this entire day has...
MooMoo's going to be home alone basically all day...
Ugh. I’m going to miss her so much and feel terrible all day. My poor kitty. :( Time to start my looong day today.
This is super annoying.
I have to wake up at six. BUT I CAN’T GO TO SLEEP WTF. I’ve been tossing and turning since 11 but it feels so much longer than that. I’m going to die tomorrow. I have to go buy my lunch for tomorrow at a deli, then stop by Staples for laminating sheets, attend class, then stop by City Market, come back home to drop off and take some other stuff, and then go to Korean Festival...
I kinda... suck.
나 좀 들떠있는거같음. 솉
when we came back home...
Me: I spilled ramyun on the bed while you were at the festival so I put the bedsheet in the laundry and tried my best cleaning up the mattress.
Mom: Did you clean it up well?
Me: I don't know -sniff-. You try smelling it, Mom.
Mom: -sniff- Who cares, you're the one who has to sleep on it.
My mom is a human squirrel.
She stocks up for the entire year with soy sauce, make-up, pens, and other condiments from Korean Festival. “Bring home some more pens tomorrow, if you can! I have to let people borrow it especially because I’m a leader!”
Park HyoShin and Lee JunKi were less than 10 feet...
My hair needs to really move it with the growing. Everyone’s cutting their hair short now. Fuck. I need to be different. ASDFGHJKL.
침대위에 라면먹다 업질렀어 ㅜㅜ
I was eating cup ramyun on my bed and spilled everything.
I remember I was at the park with my church group for a BBQ. But I strayed away toward the swings. Both were already taken so I was sitting towards the side waiting for them to get off so I could get my turn. Then I saw three small Asian girls approaching the swings. They were all matching in very bright pink coats. The girls who were already on the swing got off. The two bigger girls of the...
I really want to go shopping. But ugh, I’m getting really good at fighting this temptation. Only because I know I’ll have a higher chance of getting a 3DS or PSP (LOL). Just kidding. I just don’t have anything to spare for luxuries anymore.
I'm such a useless person.
Ugh. I'm getting really annoyed with everyone...
I was on the veranda when I saw a cricket hop right by my feet. I was so surprised I dropped my cigarette. I think I burned it.
Where did you hide my lighter this time, Mom.