So I’m trying to sneak into my room. My mom’s sleeping and if she wakes up I’m going to get the bitching of my life.

I fumble around for my sleeping clothes.
And I drop something, I don’t know what. It makes a really loud sound.

I freeze for a bit but I hear my mom breathing steadily so she’s still sleeping. Whew.

I keep fumbling, fumbling.

And I let out a small fart.

SHE WAKES UP IN AN INSTANT. HOLY SHIT I DID NOT GET MYSELF READY FOR THAT.

My god, what the hell.