So I’m trying to sneak into my room. My mom’s sleeping and if she wakes up I’m going to get the bitching of my life.
I fumble around for my sleeping clothes.
And I drop something, I don’t know what. It makes a really loud sound.
I freeze for a bit but I hear my mom breathing steadily so she’s still sleeping. Whew.
I keep fumbling, fumbling.
And I let out a small fart.
SHE WAKES UP IN AN INSTANT. HOLY SHIT I DID NOT GET MYSELF READY FOR THAT.
My god, what the hell.