My mom told me to ask my grandma for some money for the plane rides. I told her that when I get there, she’s gonna give us a few hundred like she always does. Then my mom says, “No, I have to send your grandma some allowance.”
OKAY, UM, YOU’RE GIVING GRANDMA MONEY.
GRANDMA’S GONNA GIVE US MONEY.
I cracked up on the toilet seat so bad and said that was the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. I made my mom start laughing while she was washing her face and she almost drowned in the sink.