We have a patient today, this grandma, she’s known for swearing loudly.

She takes a look at my shorts and goes, “Aren’t you cold?”

I said, “Sorry?”

She says, “Aren’t you cold wearing only panties? It must be nice being young.”

Oh my god, I thought I was going to die from biting my tongue too hard to keep myself from laughing.

And then she tells me I have a really good impression. My co-worker told me coming from her, that’s a very high compliment.

SO YAAHHHH I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF RIGHT NOW.